Just for you: a short dialogue

Once upon a time, while I was innocently singing the praises of the Almighty, she struck me dead and sent me straight to hell. I exclaimed, "What the hell? Hell doesn't exist!"

She replied, "It didn't, so I created one just for you."

"But, but, why?"

"I don't like your attitude."

"What's wrong with my attitude?"

"You're always blaming me for everything that goes wrong in your life."

"But," I said, "who else could be responsible for things I have no control over?"

"The devil."

"No way, I know the devil doesn't exist!"

She replied, "He didn't, so I created one just for you."